Afrobeat King Femi Kuti Causes Drama On 3rd Mainland Bridge When A Mysterious Lizard Appears On His Dashboard While Driving

Drama ensued at the third mainland bridge over the weekend when a crowd gathered around the car of legendary Afrobeat King, Femi Kuti, to locate a Lizard that almost caused him an accident. Narrating his ordeal, Kuti, who arrived late to the MUSON Center, where he was a guest artiste at the pre-event press briefing on the coming MUSON anniversary concert, described the experience as horrifying.He said the lizard appeared all of a sudden, from the dashboard of the car, while he was at top speed, starring at him snappily before ducking away. “You know, it could have been a disaster if the lizard had run through my trousers, climbing to my private part. You can imagine how jumpy I could have reacted, trying to protect my manhood. Because, that to me is an important part of who I am, I can’t joke with it. Evil people could be at work,” added the musician jocularly, still wondering how the lizard got into his car." After the event, Femi insisted he will not drive the jeep till the Lizard was found!

LOL!! : Warri boy Writes Open Letter To President Goodluck Jonathan On ASUU Strike

Oga Presido, First of all I hail ooo! I no say u no dey cary last. You be confirm warri pikin. But ur middle name Ebele means mercy and make u pity ur children settle their lecturers naa! The matter neva tire u? Suppose say ur pikin wey u born for belle follow us dey house, Sheeh you for never answer our we lecturers them? Una say make we bone kidnapping, militant things and all the bad bad things go enter school, now now na una com dey f**k up. All the things wey them lecturers don teash us for klass we don forget am finish. Last last, na una go still call us “half-baked”, “half-roasted”, abi na “half-fried”. Na una sabi. Them talk say person no fit run pass him shadow. We go dey lasgidi dey for you. Na ur time be dis use am well, but we go catch you for 2015. U don forget say youths na we dey vote pass. Na we too dey snatch ballot box, dey do rally and som kain kukere things them wey them dey take win election. U go still nid our help. That time too we go go strike. Shebi u sabi waka for bare feet, u go carry ur leg do ur rally. No thugs for u. We no go snatch ballot make you for win. If any maga try am we go fall am. So Oga Jona, na ur opportunity be dis ooo. Make u code this stubborn ASUU make dem cary their wahala goback. We no say na rush them go rush us we no send. All join. Na who get leg dey pass exam no be who read. Na still who get leg dey get beta work. Na Naija we dey. So make u do something because our mate dem for private university don graj finish. We don tire to dey beef them. If u no shake bodi fast make u no forget say university of militancy still dey admit. Dey neva release 2nd batch ooo! May u grit maale Patience for we, thank baba God say she and gran papa Soyinka don settle that their quarrel, 2 agbayas, plus all those bad belle advisers wey u get. God pass them! Bros Amaechi still dey Niger-delta here, the guy don tire for ur mata. We dey grit u for am too. We go stop for here. E go be na. Naija! student for life! Na ur waffi boy. - See more at: http://entertainment-gists.blogspot.com/2013/10/lol-warri-boy-writes-open-letter-to.html#sthash.yZdSzlTZ.dpuf

TB Joshua Speaks On The Issue Of Boko Haram

Getting Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua to speak on pressing national issues came with its obstacles. But with persistence, Kehinde Oyetimi got the popular pastor to speak.See what he said on Boko Haram and other issues below: Ques: The nature of insecurity in Nigeria is bothering everyone. Many people have given various pieces of advice concerning this issue. Will Boko Haram not end in Nigeria? Ans: We are fighting flesh and blood and not the spirit being that causes stealing, killing and destruction. Until we begin to fight that spirit being that causes killing, stealing and destruction, the battle will not end. Our neighbours are not our enemies. Remember that our neighbours can be our friends; our neighbours can be our enemies; our neighbours can be those who do not share the same faith with us. It is never the will of anyone to kill themselves because of anything unless there is the spirit to kill at work. Ques: You prophesied that from February 27 to April, 2011 there would be serious challenges that would threaten the April 2011 election. You called on the President to intervene in the political crisis in Oyo state because the governor would not be able to represent him in winning the election in the state. You said the president should look beyond PDP for success in his election, that his personality would win the election.You said the PDP would lose in Ekiti and Osun. You said God showed you that a group would attack people in the Northern part of the country, before and after Christmas in 2010. You predicted the bomb blasts in Abuja barracks and other states. These prophecies which you gave in September, 2010 to those in authority have all come to pass. You also stated that prayers could avert them. You predicted the Dana plane crash which was published in February this year. How do you see these visions? Ans: Romans 10 verse 9 states that “he that believes has eternal life.” By this statement, the believing means possessing. The instant that you believe, you have whatever you ask that is in accordance to the will of God. The instant that you believe that thing that is according to God’s will, it is yours. The instant you believe, you become a possessor of the father’s nature. It you confess with your mouth, if you believe in your heart that God has raised Jesus from the dead, in this way, there is a level of confession and believing. It is deep, deeper, deepest. Everyone that believes has power to prophesy. The belief in our heart is released by faith. The belief to see visions is released by faith out of our mouth. Ques: For many years people have argued that you have no biological child. But now, we hear your daughter graduated in Law from the London School of Economics with second class upper division. What do you have to say? Ans: What do you want me to say? Ques: Is she your biological daughter? Ans: (Cuts in) She is my daughter. In fact she is my first daughter. She is my biological child. Those of you who say I have no child, we are yet to hear from your children. Ques: There are so many pastors with big churches that have their children being involved in running the affairs of those places. Don’t you want your daughter to be involved in church activities? After her graduation, what is her next line of action? Ans: Due to her excellent performance, she was given admission to study for her masters in International Law in New York University; she also got admission into LSE ( London School of Economics) and also to UCLA and other universities in Colombia for her masters. Ques: You went to Jerusalem many years ago. After you returned, there have been miracles taking place in your church. What happened to you there? Ans: I have been in the field of God’s work before that trip. I only went there to see where my father, Jesus Christ went, the things he touched. Ques: What are the next events that would happen in Nigeria? Ans: You want me to book an appointment with God? I will do so. Come next time; I will tell you.

Fans Tell Ex-Beauty Queen To Quit Music; It's Not Your Calling

Most celebs going into music from other profession usually don't find it funny and Munachi Abii is not an exemption . She became popular when she emerged the winner of the 2007 edition of the prestigious Most Beautiful Girl in Nigerian, MBGN, organized by Ben Bruce led Silverbird Group. After the competition, she gained spotlights and grabbed an endorsement deal with popular toilet soap as its brand ambassador. The same product once had Nollywood star, Genevieve Nnaji, as its brand ambassador until she was dropped. As an ex-beauty queen and a model too, Muna Abii was unable to force herself into the minds of many Nigerians as an A-list star. Later, she delved into music, though she has reportedly been doing music right from her secondary days, but she was not known with that profession. When it came to public knowledge that the light-skinned pretty damsel was into rap, many crossed their fingers to see if she would make any impact in that field. Some months ago, she was in a hot altercation with respected Nigerian rapper, Mode Nine, which almost ruined her music career. She was reportedly forced to apologize to the ‘king’ of Nigeria rap music after the face-off. Years after being in the music industry without getting her way into the mainstream, some fans have lambasted Muna and have also advised her to quit music and look for other profession to do because they alleged that her calling is not in music. A cross-section of people spoken to by First Weekly reveals that they still wonder what the former beauty is still doing in the highly competitive music industry in Nigeria, where many talented artistes are struggling to make a name for themselves and have no gotten the breakthrough. “I wonder what she (Muna) is still doing in the music industry, she should not waste her time anymore doing music because there is no place for her in the industry,” one music buff told us. Commenting on one of her interviews online, one ’Mr Gentleman’, who commented on a popular blog wrote, “She’s beautiful and high spirited, but not a very good music artiste. Quit music Muna, and move on to other profitable stuff. You’ll do well, I’m sure.” Another said, “music is not her calling, but I know she has a passion for it. She is beautiful anyday.” It is believed that Muna is still passionate and optimistic that she would make it big in the music industry. As at press time, effort to speak with her or her management were not successful as our calls were not picked when contacted. - See more at: http://entertainment-gists.blogspot.com/2013/10/fans-tell-ex-beauty-queen-to-quit-music.html#sthash.KCES4dsG.dpuf

MEN ONLY: Check out 5 signs her Bréast is Not Original

Set foot on any beach or in any park this season and you’re bound to catch sight of at least one “perfect” pair, nestled freely in a woman’s bikini with nary a sweater or parka to cruelly shield them from the world. But we designate “perfect” with quotation marks because, let’s face it, we’ve all seen women with br-éasts that are a little too textbook. According to stats from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, almost 300,000 women had br-éast augmentations in 2010 alone meaning there are plenty of silicon-stuffed twins out there just waiting for guys to debate their authenticity. That’s where we come in. With the help of Norman Rowe, M.D., a New York City plastic surgeon, we’ve put together a handy how-to guide that you can use to tell if a woman’s br-éasts are bogus just by looking at them. They’re Too Close Together Most women’s br-éasts have 2 to 3 inches of space in between them, but implants shrink that gap significantly. If it looks like her br-éasts are touching in the middle, they’re likely fake. ‘When doctors put in implants, most of the time they’ll just pop them in and set the br-éasts very close to each other, near the midline of the chest,’ says Rowe. They’re Too High Up Another dead giveaway is if her br-éasts are set too high on her chest. Usually, br-éasts should sit right around where the armpits are. A botched boób job when implants are placed in from the armpits can make the br-éasts ride up higher, Rowe says. This is easier to see when women are wearing swimsuits, because padded push-up brás also lift br-éasts. They Look Like Cantaloupes ‘Natural br-éasts are shaped like pears or teardrops, but if hers look more like big, round melons, that’s a telltale sign they’re fake,’ says Rowe. That’s because unlike real br-éasts, which are naturally fuller on the bottom, implants are evenly distributed with silicon or saline from top to bottom, creating a perfectly round shape. You Can Spot Scars Plastic surgeons generally use four access points on the body to put in implants, all of which leave scars: The belly button (look for a scar about half an inch up from it, toward the abdomen); the inframammary crease between the br-éasts and chest (leaving two symmetrical scars at the bottom of the br-éasts); around the nipples (but she’d have to be topless for you to see it); and the armpits, which leave the most noticeable scars. ‘If a woman’s wearing a tank top and she lifts her arms up, you might notice 2-inch scars under her armpits on either side,’ says Rowe. And unlike the belly button, which could be an incision point for other surgeries like appendectomies, not too many other surgeons use the armpit for other procedures, he says. You Can Hear Sloshing You might need bionic ears (or just a quiet room) for this one to work, but here’s a sign you can actually hear instead of seeing: Women with saline implants an alternative to silicon will sometimes give off a ‘sloshing’ sound when they move side to side. That’s probably the result of the surgeon filling up the implant once it was inside the woman’s br-éast, Rowe says. ‘If the implant doesn’t fill up all the way with saline, it creates an air pocket, which is audible. It’s not something you’d notice on a woman walking down the street, but you can definitely hear it in an intimate setting,’ he says.

Dead Man Placed on Bike During His Wake Keep(photo)

The man pictured above is dead, he was a lover of bikes during his lifetime, so his family decided to hour him while dead by placing him on a bike during wake keep…This is so weird!!! How can wake keep be like this? If you walk into a funeral and you saw this, what will you do?

Husband Catches His Wife In The Act With Her Best Friend

He couldn’t believe his beautiful wife would do such to him: Moses and May were the quintessential lovebirds. Among their close circle of friends, they were nicknamed the M and M couple. They met for the first time in the school library. The meeting was an accidental one because May bumped into Moses as she rushed out to meet up with a lecture. As he bent to gather his books and scripts that lay scattered all over the library floor, Moses mumbled under his breath, “If I did this to you, I would never hear the end of it.” “I am truly sorry,” May apologised as she bent down to help him. “I have a 12 0’clock class with Professor Ben.” At the mention of Professor Ben, Moses understood the purpose of the rush. According to Anna Okon… Professor Ben was the dreaded statistics lecturer at the Metropolitan Polytechnic. Students called him, ‘the one minute professor’ because he only allowed one minute grace after entering the class for any late coming or distraction. “You have just 10 minutes before Professor one-minute enters his class. Leave these papers and run along. I don’t want to be responsible for your failure,” Moses told May. His last statement was annoying and she would have given him a piece of her mind but she rushed past him, telling herself that she would remind him later, that nobody can make May fail in anything. The two did not meet again until during convocation. Coincidentally, they were both top flight students and both received prizes for excelling in their various fields. While May emerged the best student in her department, Moses sailed to the top as the best overall student in the school. On their way back from the podium with their certificates and laurels, May heard somebody whisper, “I see you made it to the statistics class after all; thanks to me.” She turned and realised it was Moses. She sneered back, “Listen, you arrogant man. Just because you attempted to act like a gentleman and prevented me from picking up your books does not make you anything other than what you are….” she began but he did not allow her to finish. “What am I?” he asked, goading her, clearly enjoying her agitation and the look on her face. “You are arrogant and you don’t know anything,” she finished. Moses replied: “I would have believed your judgement, but unfortunately, that is not what my certificate says. You know, you look cute when you are angry. I would love to see you angry more often.” They met again a few years later. May worked as a front desk officer in a commercial bank and Moses was a management trainee at an oil company. He had gone to May’s bank for a transaction and met her. “Hi May, you are here!” Moses exclaimed on seeing her. “Moses,” she called his name and he did not miss the excitement in her voice. “You sound as if you are happy to see me,’’ he observed. “Well, that is because I have been wondering where my arrogant school mate disappeared to. Maybe I missed your cockiness,” May told him. “I am sorry, May. Look, allow me to make up for all the annoying things I did to you. How about lunch? Please,” he pleaded and she agreed. Their relationship progressed after that meeting into a steady love affair and after two years of courtship, they got married. Moses could never have suspected his beautiful wife had a secret until five years into their blissful union. It started with a visit from May’s long time friend and roommate in school, Precious. She had travelled to the United States of America after graduation to be with her parents, who were based there. The two constantly kept in touch on phone and through social media. Moses had no problem with his wife spending a lot of time chatting and making a long distance call. May had a lot of fond things to say about Precious. “I can’t wait to see your friend that you always talk about,” Moses always told her. Precious finally arrived. When they went to pick her from the airport, Moses noticed how May dotted on Precious. From then on, the lady took up all the space in his wife’s life. Although she was lodged in a hotel on the Island, Precious was always around. Moses left May alone. He understood that she needed to catch up on the friendship. When it was time for him to travel on an official mission to Europe, he was happy to leave May behind because he knew she would have Precious to keep her company. His flight was for 10pm, so he spent the whole afternoon with his wife and then, Precious came in shortly before 7pm to escort her friend and the husband to the airport. Moses’ flight got cancelled 20 minutes to take-off time because of a security warning at the airport. The flight was rescheduled for the following day. It was all good, he thought as he took a cab back to his house to spend another night with his wife. The entrance door was locked when he got there. Not willing to disturb her sleep, he used his key. On entering the house, moans stopped him in his tracks. They were coming from his bedroom. May, his wife with another man? He didn’t believe it but yanked the door open. May and Precious sprang up from the bed. They were naked!